Gladsome times here at YouTube Hunter HQ ! And how could we be wearing anything but a frown turned upside down after the recentYouTube / Google mergerworth $ 1.65 billion in stock ? Think about it : before this column started about three calendar month ago , YouTube was an abandoned cyberspace backwater , barely more influential thanthis guy ’s little web log . And now ( significant thanks to us ) the caller ’s founders could , if demesne were still worth the same as it was during the Louisiana Purchase , bribe the macrocosm 893 meter over . ( Someone with more time on her hands should see if my math is right . ) Anyway , stage is : Chad Hurley , Steven Chen , other people who made ungodly sums on this deal … we require our due . I think our readers will testify to our deservingness . Right , readers?Right ?
Whatever then . To the Tubes !
This week , we ’re go with a jumble of merriment from our international friends ( the people we always claim to have if someone tree us in a conversation like this :
Idiot Accuser : Hey , why do you hate external mass so much?YouTube Hunter : I ’m shocked you ’d say that . My best ally is external . )
Well , now that that aside is done , we can carry on . The first video has become something of a phenomenon – the pageboy views on this are incredible , and with good reason . Ladies and gentleman , son and girls … small Superstar !
Also from the Subcontinent , we bring you dealings PATTERNS . No , really , it ’s much cooler than it sounds , and hypnotic in a " star at a lava lamp because the Agkistrodon piscivorus is too much to assume " sort of way .
This contortionist , however , is a protagonist to no one . In fact , watching her wax her consistence elastic acts curiously like a laxative . But the random Santa Claus cameo at the remnant makes it worthwhile ( hat tip to Reader NC ):
We ca n’t say enough about this video . Unlike the three above ( and the one to trace ) , it unfeignedly is amazing . I wo n’t advertize it anymore , just check it out :
finger better about the human raceway again ? Man ’s capacity for genius even in the most difficult lot ? This should fix it :
PS : I realize the Orson Welles video is n’t outside and does n’t come even remotely close to our week ’s theme , but , c’m on , it ’s screaming . And if there ’s anything I ’ve watch from my percentage of the $ 1.65 billion , it ’s that masses love to see a sottish moving picture star at the end of his Mexican valium .
Next calendar week : ScreechEngaged In An Ethically Dubious And Overtly anti-Semite Sex Act !
